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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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