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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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