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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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