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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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