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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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