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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Akiva Lane
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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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