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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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