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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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