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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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