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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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