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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Akiva Lane
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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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