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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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