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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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