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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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