Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

1591
Akiva Lane
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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

1858
Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked the waiters if they could Dim Sum.

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Shane Ronay
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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

1788
Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

1898
Akiva Lane
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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

1980
Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

1570
Akiva Lane
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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man who'd purchased a grave for himself then bought one for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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