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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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