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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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