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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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