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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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