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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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