What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did someone think this would be a balanced diet?

He was told to have 3 square meals a day.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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