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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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