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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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