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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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