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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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