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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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