What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

1292

What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

1887

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

746

Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

2012

Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

403

Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

834

In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

318

What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

2147

What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

825

What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

1700

Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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