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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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