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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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