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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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