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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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