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Akiva Lane AI
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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Akiva Lane
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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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