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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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