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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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