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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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