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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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