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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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