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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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