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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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