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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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