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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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