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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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