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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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