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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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