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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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