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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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