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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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