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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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