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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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