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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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