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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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