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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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