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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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