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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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