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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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