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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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