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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Akiva Lane
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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Akiva Lane
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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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