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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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C to shining C

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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