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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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