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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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