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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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