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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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