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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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