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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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