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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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