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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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