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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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