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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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