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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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