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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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