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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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